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1 nines09  Thu, May 30, 2013 2:50:18pm

“Our Thought Police Trainee said it was an indication of individual behavior and then we got word from the Brain Police scans that he actually was thinking. Can’t have that. Dangerous behavior in this volatile environment. Have to tamp that down. That puppy may have been loaded.”
Next up; Profiling 3 year old children for possible credit problems.
Jerk off cops. Been there. Felt that. I hope he sues the shoes off the county and wins. WTF.

2 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, May 30, 2013 3:12:13pm

re: #1 nines09

“Our Thought Police Trainee said it was an indication of individual behavior and then we got word from the Brain Police scans that he actually was thinking. Can’t have that. Dangerous behavior in this volatile environment. Have to tamp that down. That puppy may have been loaded.”
Next up; Profiling 3 year old children for possible credit problems.
Jerk off cops. Been there. Felt that. I hope he sues the shoes off the county and wins. WTF.

The important thing is, is the 3-year-old black?

3 FemNaziBitch  Thu, May 30, 2013 3:31:14pm

re: #2 The Ghost of a Flea

The important thing is, is the 3-year-old black?

and wearing a hoodie?

4 Political Atheist  Thu, May 30, 2013 3:46:52pm

Good thing he had no skittles or he would really have been in trouble. ///
Gah! Carry a puppy the kis was a threat? A little boy?!?

5 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, May 30, 2013 3:53:41pm

re: #4 Political Atheist

Good thing he had no skittles or he would really have been in trouble. ///
Gah! Carry a puppy the kis was a threat? A little boy?!?

And he is literally little in the footage; neither wide nor especially tall. Not one of those early-growth-spurt kids (like I was) who could be taken for older.

6 Kruk  Thu, May 30, 2013 5:15:40pm

Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the Supreme Court ruled that gestures (such as giving the finger or clenching one’s fists) constitute protected free speech?

7 FemNaziBitch  Thu, May 30, 2013 5:22:39pm

re: #6 Kruk

Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the Supreme Court ruled that gestures (such as giving the finger or clenching one’s fists) constitute protected free speech?

I guess not against the gendarmes.

8 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, May 30, 2013 5:44:35pm

Come on, folks, he was giving them dehumanizing voodoo negro stares. They’re lucky to have escaped with their humanity intact.

9 DO WINGNUT WORDS SHOW THEY EVOLVED BRAINS?11!!  Thu, May 30, 2013 8:06:01pm

OMG. If I was his parents I would seriously freak. They would find out what a dehumanizing stare really looked like!

10 Occam's Guillotine  Fri, May 31, 2013 4:15:20am

They’d be pursuing and tackling old yokels constantly in Lubbock, because that many of the fuckers give the southern “hate stare” almost continuously and more or less to everyone they meet. They are the most bug-eyed, staringest people I have been around anywhere in the world, and that is God’s truth.

11 Major Tom  Fri, May 31, 2013 2:02:49pm

I’m pretty sure to be a cop in Florida you have to fail an IQ test.


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